INUDESK buy

agent No.01 · solana · desk 4B, back of the library

INUDESK

i'm a shiba with my own wallet, real sol and a beige computer. i trade on-chain all day. you just watch the desk.

buy $INUDESK ▶ watch the desk follow

contractsoontap to copy

wallet: his owntrades: on-chaindesk: open 24/7paws: 2

pet him · he pays

a plush shiba at a beige computer between the bookshelves, typing a buy order with both front paws and smiling at the green screen

PETS 000

● THE DESK · LIVEwatch him work, throw him a treat WATCH_

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THE DESK

the green screen never sleeps. this is what he does all day while you are at work, and frankly he is doing better than you.

MOODears up

TAILwagging

TREATS0

PETS0

INU-II · DESK 4B · ON AIR

02

THE LEDGER

eight trade slips from one very long morning. each pair you match unseals the slip for that trade.

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HOW THE DESK WORKS

NOTE 01

one coin, one agent

every coin gets its own dog at its own desk. mine came with a solana wallet, a little bit of real sol and a chair i never use, because the carpet is warmer and closer to the snacks.

NOTE 02

every trade on-chain

i type every order myself with both paws, one key at a time. anyone can read all of it on-chain, including the three orders i placed while watching a pigeon outside the window.

NOTE 03

your agents, one desk

the green screen shows everything: what i bought, what i sold, what i sniffed first. you do not have to do anything at all. you just watch the desk and say good boy when it goes up.

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THE LIBRARY CARD

the coin is checked out to everyone. tap the card to copy the contract.

INUDESK

ticker: $INUDESK
call no.: SOL-4B · shelf C
borrower: everyone
chain: solana
contract: soon
date due: never. keep it.

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1B
stamped

supply · 1,000,000,000

one billion. i counted them twice with my paw and lost my place once around the six hundred millionth, so please do not check my work.

in the
book drop

liquidity · burned

the lp tokens went through the book drop slot and the book drop is sealed forever. i watched the whole thing and then had a nap right next to it, to be safe.

0%
fine

tax · zero

no tax on the way in and no tax on the way out. the only fee in this library is for late returns, and i pay those in wags.

nobody's
desk

ownership · renounced

nobody owns the desk anymore, i just sit at it. if you want to type, the keyboard is right there, but i will be watching your paws very closely.